Spring! Blue skies! Sitting outside of work!

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Non nom nom

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The best 3.50 we ever spent in a vending machine!

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Kathy griffin and Anderson cooper on CNN is the only way to do new years imo. Omg so hilar

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There is a god because were at mr bs and someone stacked the jukebox full of Ryan Adams. WIN

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Oops 1martini 2many

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Sweet, our warmest day is 37 with rain, which most likely means 15 with 5" of snow.

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and it was to die for. Now I'm no fan of dark chocolate but this tasted like a DARK DARK HOT CHOCOLATE WITH FOUR ESPRESSO SHOTS AND A LIL BIT OF HEAVEN AND I WASNT MAD ABOUT IT.

Ps. Don't even try to tell me how many calories are in it cuz I'll probably have to cut you.

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Circus came out at midnight tonight so I figured I'd go get it at meijer at midnight right? Well, we get there and there's a clueless woman named linda with a head of box bleach stringy hair stocking the shelves so we figure shell put the cd out asap right.

Ten minutes later after staring her down we ask her point blank if she is going to put out circus. To which she says

"No, I don't know what that is. We don't have it. " and my jaw drops.

Psch. So were all

"wtf linda"

They had plenty of her perfume on sale though!!!

Anyway we leave to head to walmart. Long story short some troll who probably didnt have a green card was stocking the shelves says that it won't be out until midnight and threw us some bullshit excuse.

Tony aays

"Break out your iphone and find the other meijers number"

long story short they have it in stock. So we drive 20 minutes to the next meijer, run to the back of the store and we don't see it on the shelves.

Tony screams

"OMG ITS RIGHT HERE"

We walk a little closer and omg there's a box full!!!

So I get my three copies, tony gets one and I put the rest in front of all the other CDs on the end cap because that's where the queen belongs. AMIRIGHT

Moral of the story; I win & britney better be #1

Happy bday Brit!!!

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All I need to keep me happy!

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Butchy licks the ground Chelsea walks on

Fuck u
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Cool. Chrlzeas lips are burning cuz of tobasco saucev"> and smash owes her five bucks for giving road head

I want water

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